Monday, November 27, 2006

Book Banned From Libraries For Encouraging Anti-Patriarchal Violence

Libraries across the country have begun to ban Hop On Pop by Dr. Seuss following a spate of violence against fathers across the nation.

The Father's Rights groups have even called into question the medical credentials of the author.

Emergency room physicians have begun to recommend schools hold clinics regarding the spate of what they call "Reading Related Violence." "Cats should not really be forced to wear headgear, you should not attempt to put socks on foxes or any other form of wildlife, and if you want your dog to go, he really shouldn't be the one driving. Green eggs and ham, on the other hand, you are free to enjoy wherever and with whomever you want."


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