I Apologize For All Of My Botched Jokes

Senator John Kerry apologized today for what he called a "botched joke" he made about President Bush which was interpreted by many as insulting to American troops in Iraq. Well, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for all of my botched jokes, too. So, my fellow Americans, whenever you see a botched joke on this blog with my name on it, please know that I meant no offense.

And, if you're not American, I'll type really slowly so that you can keep up.