Saturday, January 06, 2007

2007 Predictions

Well, it's a new year and that means it's time for some new knowledge. Knowledge of things that haven't even happened yet. We in the business call them "predictions."

So here, then, are my 2007 Predictions:

  • National Championship Game Bowl Game: Ohio State 45, Florida 14
  • Super Bowl Champion: Baltimore Ravens
  • Britney Spears: Will get married
  • Britney Spears: Will get divorced
  • Jessica Simpson: Will star in a new television advertising campaign for Tony Roma's wondering if she can eat at the restaurant for free now that she is dating Tony Romo.
  • Jennifer Aniston: Will be hot.
  • You: Will owe money on your income tax return. That sucks!
  • Saddam: Just hangin' out.
  • Terror alert color (January - March): Burnt Sienna
  • Terror alert color (April - December): Periwinkle
  • Me: Bloggin' like it's 1999!


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