Sunday, January 14, 2007

Fox Announces Midseason Replacements

Citing flagging ratings, Fox has announced the following midseason replacements to bolster its prime time lineup:

Full House M.D. -- A brilliant young widowed father quickly and accurately diagnoses the rare medical conditions of his three daughters even though he first met the girls only ten minutes ago.

The War at Home in Iraq -- A dysfunctional family trades witty barbs for half an hour every week in the name of regime change.

The O.C.D. -- Attractive young people have relationship problems because they spend all day counting things and cleaning their houses.

Welcome Back, Bauer -- A federal agent returns to the same Brooklyn high school from which he graduated in order to prevent a terrorist attack led by John Travolta.



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