Sunday, April 29, 2007

Smash Mouth Accidentally Covers Own Song

Pop rock band Smash Mouth, known for its barrage of covers of hit songs like "I'm a Believer" and "Why Can't We Be Friends?", recently spent a day and a half of recording time unknowingly doing a cover of one of their own songs.

"Statistically speaking, it was bound to happen eventually," said one producer for their label, speaking under the condition of anonymity. "When you spend pretty much all your studio time cranking out covers of every hit ever recorded, sooner or later you're going to get around to your own."

While lead singer Steven Harwell was not immediately available for comment, Jason Sutter, who has been the band's drummer since 2006, claims, "I knew it was their song, but I thought they were just re-recording it. You know, to get me on the sticks."

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Ask Alec Baldwin

"Mr. Baldwin, your my favrite acter. Can I please hav yur ottograf?"

Sally, 8 years odl

(P.S. I think your cut!)

Alec Baldwin responds:

Dear Sally,

You thoughtless little pig. Don't you know there are many talented and handsome actors besides me?!? How do you think they feel when you single me out as your "favrite acter?" And while "your" at it, why don't you learn how to spell, you little pig? You think I'm cut? Oh my gosh, I better rush to the hospital and have that looked at!!


"Mr. Ballwin, I would liek to be an actor when I growed up. Can you tell me how?"

Billy, age seven

Alec Baldwin responds:

Dear Billy,

The name's BALDWIN, not BALLWIN, you thoughtless little pig! You know how you can be an actor? Huh? Be BORN INTO MY FAMILY, THAT'S HOW! And before you try to write a letter to a Hollywood star, maybe you should go to spelling school with that little pig Sally!!!


"Mr. Baldwin, my puppy died yesturday. mommy says he went to pupy heaven."


Michelle, age 4

Alec Baldwin responds:

Dear Michelle,

And you think I care because. . . ? You thoughtless little pig! Your dog probably died because he couldn't stand to live with such a self-centered little pig!! You have insulted me for the last time!

Friday, April 06, 2007

Hey, Joe!

Sunday, April 01, 2007

What Time Is It?

Um, I changed all of my clocks for daylight saving time before I went to bed last night, but now none of my TV shows are on. I think maybe something happened. I blame people who have different political opinions than I do!

And where's my Google wireless internet kit? I've been looking for the UPS guy all morning! Maybe he overslept because of the time change.