Saturday, April 21, 2007

Ask Alec Baldwin

"Mr. Baldwin, your my favrite acter. Can I please hav yur ottograf?"

Signed,
Sally, 8 years odl

(P.S. I think your cut!)

Alec Baldwin responds:

Dear Sally,

You thoughtless little pig. Don't you know there are many talented and handsome actors besides me?!? How do you think they feel when you single me out as your "favrite acter?" And while "your" at it, why don't you learn how to spell, you little pig? You think I'm cut? Oh my gosh, I better rush to the hospital and have that looked at!!

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"Mr. Ballwin, I would liek to be an actor when I growed up. Can you tell me how?"

Signed,
Billy, age seven

Alec Baldwin responds:

Dear Billy,

The name's BALDWIN, not BALLWIN, you thoughtless little pig! You know how you can be an actor? Huh? Be BORN INTO MY FAMILY, THAT'S HOW! And before you try to write a letter to a Hollywood star, maybe you should go to spelling school with that little pig Sally!!!

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"Mr. Baldwin, my puppy died yesturday. mommy says he went to pupy heaven."

Signed,

Michelle, age 4

Alec Baldwin responds:


Dear Michelle,

And you think I care because. . . ? You thoughtless little pig! Your dog probably died because he couldn't stand to live with such a self-centered little pig!! You have insulted me for the last time!

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