Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Paris Hilton Thinks Jail Is Hot

Paris Hilton thinks jail is hot, according to leaked entries from her personal diary obtained by mildlyamusing.com.

"Dear Diary, Today I made license plates. That's hot!" reads one passage.

Another entry relates Hilton's satisfaction with jail cuisine: "Dear Diary, Today was meatloaf day in the cafeteria. That's hot!"

Hilton also writes about how she is passing the time during her incarceration: "Dear Diary, I got a book from the library today. That's hot! (P.S. Books are hard!)"

Hilton is currently serving a 23-day jail sentence stemming from charges of DWV (Driving While Vapid).

1 Comments:

Blogger Erik said...

Based on recent events, I think that vapidity is contagious.

7:03 PM  

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