Saturday, August 04, 2007

Headlines Of The Day

Here are some of today's headlines from around the globe:

Bonds hits 755th homer to tie Aaron
But already "whooped Aaron's keister" for most appearances before a Senate committee

Ford Recalls 3.6 Million Vehicles
"Yeah, we remember those," says spokesman

NBC Dateline Reporter Exposed, Ousted From Hacker Con
Outsider betrayed by her pleasant odor, and obviously having a life

Creator of Doom Announces Follow-up to be Called Rage
Next games to be titled Bargaining, Depression, and finally Acceptance

Dairies Dump Milk After Finding Radiation in Nearby Drinking Water
Say catching up on production "Won't be a problem," thanks to new growth of extra teats



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