Wednesday, May 06, 2015

Drought-Resistant Humor

Since the state of California is in the middle of a severe water shortage, we'd like to do our part by offering up this first installment of brand-new drought-resistant humor.  (For the uninitiated, drought-resistant humor uses a minimum of 40 percent less water than standard humor.)


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: It is not entirely clear, but we do know that the chicken did not find any water on the other side of the road.

(Note: Due to the drought, punchlines to jokes will only be served upon request.)


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